New Users / Site Registration

Dec 2011 — Self-registration on NyackNewsAndViews is no longer available due to the wave of spam posts which are sweeping the Internet. NyackNewsAndViews.com is a community news site that offers content for and about Nyack, NY, Rockland County and the lower Hudson Valley. However, as of later, the majority of new posts and registrations we have received are from SEO “work-from-home earn $4000-a-week” sites posting content which aren’t relevant to our readership. Unless you believe:

• AcidRefluxSymptomsGuide.com can solve your parking problems in downtown Nyack.
• You would prefer to hear from Austin-DrumLessons.com instead of the Long Island Drum Center on Main Street in Nyack
• You believe that Bailbonds-Lewisville.com will be of any service to you if you get a DWI in NYS.
• DoubleOrNothingHoldEmPoker.com, JackPotCityReview.com, LasVegasBoxing.info or TexasHoldemStrategyx.info is your get rich plan to get you out of debt
• Your idea of living well is reading posts from HealthTastesGood.com, HealthyTeethGuide.com, IWantVitamins.com
• Your social life is sooo out of control you need help from How-to-Get-your-Ex-Back-Tips.com, HowToGetRidofAcne.StopAcneOutreaks.com, PersonalityDevelopmentTips.com  — or — MadameGorilla.com?
• barbie-jeep.net — OK, I’ve got nothing. Really? Barbie & Jeeps? Does Ken know about this?
• You are geographically challeneged, and think a site called NyackNewsAndViews.com is a place to look for info from Miami (pestcontrol-miami.net), San Diego (SanDiegoListingsfinder.com) Germany (hotelfantasia.de),
  Great Britain (PayDayParachute.co.uk), Canada (WorkFromHomeCanadaBiz.ca), Australia (bullet-proof.com.au), or the Cocos Islands in the South Pacific (myislandx.cz.cc).

There are just a few of the hundreds of spam logins we have received — but needless to say, some of our favorites.

If you would like a new login for this site, please email info@NyackNewsAndViews.com with a brief description of what you would like to post and where you live. If you are rejected, you are welcome to appeal the decision by writing to GetALife@ISpentMyTeenYearsTextingAndPlayingVideoGames-And-AllICanDoNowIsRespondToThoseBogusJobsThatSayWorkFromHome.co-cc.uk.de.ru.au.whatever.com.