by Max Cea
You’ve got one week. One week until your love for the woman who brought you into this world will be put to the test. It’s a lot of pressure. But try not to imagine the painful hours of pushing; try not to think about how she fed you from her teet; try not to think about what a pain in the ass you can be – no gift can really live up to all that your mother’s given you. There are, however, a lot of great Mother’s Day gifts that you can pick up in Nyack in the next week to, you know, show your mom you care.